Post by Brian M on Nov 1, 2008 8:22:34 GMT
This was found at a caravan site in Australia, and much of it is so very true.
Feel free to add more.
When I get up in the morning
May the annexe be nice and dry
May the pegs be easily removed
and no leaves upon the fly
May the stabiliser's wind up with-out that horrible squeak
and loose items give no trouble when them to stow we seek
May I back up with the ball lined up precisely with it's mate
and remember to remove the jockey wheel before it is to late
May I drive away real smooth the day's journey to begin
and not have to turn back with the key I should have handed in
Oh if you want to punish me for some forgotten sin
Don't let it be by leaving me with the wife to guide me in
And when at last I go to bed and gently close the door
Oh please God, don't let me be the only one to snore.
May our Classic wheel's keep turning the further we may go
and nothing slow our progress, be it rain or sleet or snow.
Feel free to add more.
When I get up in the morning
May the annexe be nice and dry
May the pegs be easily removed
and no leaves upon the fly
May the stabiliser's wind up with-out that horrible squeak
and loose items give no trouble when them to stow we seek
May I back up with the ball lined up precisely with it's mate
and remember to remove the jockey wheel before it is to late
May I drive away real smooth the day's journey to begin
and not have to turn back with the key I should have handed in
Oh if you want to punish me for some forgotten sin
Don't let it be by leaving me with the wife to guide me in
And when at last I go to bed and gently close the door
Oh please God, don't let me be the only one to snore.
May our Classic wheel's keep turning the further we may go
and nothing slow our progress, be it rain or sleet or snow.